Thursday, September 20, 2012

My Name is Khan and I Look at the Sky !!!

So this Diwali !! SRK comes up with a Classic fuck ur brain love story  Jab Tak Hain Jaan  .... SPOILER ALERT !!! not for the faint hearted ....

Basically SRK portrays an Average looking guy who in the entire movie ( atleast what I gathered from the Trailor )
Steps :  1- Looks at a pretty Heroine
                2 - Rolls his eyeballs up ...
                3 - Looks up in the Sky

  Conclusion : So basically SRK does 3 steps that every Engineering guy does during Masturbation !!!!

  P.S : Look at the Movie stills provided below,gather some sense and save some bucks on DIWALI !!

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Must Watch Movies !!

The only thing thats common between Cinema and Women is that you can never understand them in its entirety.Its so complex the art of filmmaking , the ability to capture all that once started as a fragmented idea just put down on a piece of paper and showcase it to the audience through a series of thoughts knitted together via screenplay cinematography etc is beyond a blogpost's jurisdiction.

So on a random note Top 9 Films Seen this year !!( of the 200 odd i might have seen so far ) you must watch if you love cinema . . .if you love " leave your brains at home " kinda entertainment . . . STOP RIGHT HERE and watch the throbbing headache activators in the form of  Rowdy Rathore,Khiladi 786 or the Bachlorette instead !! 

Language : Norwegian

If seen from the point of effectiveness of his crime . . .its quite something . . .its perfect . . . untill the woman he loves makes him meet another man !! 
They say behind every successful man is a woman . . . but then no one tells us wats on  the flip side of the coin too. 
Rivetting thriller and mystery !! watch it . 

Language : Dutch/French

Frame after Frame the movie depicts the Character study of Jackie Vanmarsenille ( yes a name that sounds better than Bond . . .James Bond ) caught in the web of the Cattle and Hormone Mafia in Belgium.Watch it and be amazed at how the slow pace of the movie still keeps you wanting for more . . . 
Matthias Schoenaerts had to put on 27 kilograms of MUSCLE MASS . . yes 27 KILOS !!!  to apply himself to the role of Jacky and how well it paid off.

Language : French

Stand up and applause at the end of the movie if you din feel for the bond two men are shown to share in this film. Actor Omar Sy delivers one of the best performance ive seen by a male lead in a long long time.From being clueless and broke to making a difference to a Paraplegic in his day to day life . . .this man gives Usain Bolt a run for his money !!! and not just coz he's Black . Movie of the YEAR for me already !!! must watch if you have a heart.

Language : English

Loosely based on the Milgram experiment and also on True events that took place in America this one is absolutely gonna make your Jaw drop once you analyse the Human mind and how destructive it can be.The movie is about one LONG SINGLE PHONE call . . . .Its unfair to say something more !! Go watch it . . and realise that it could have happened to anyone of us.

Title : Kauwboy
Language : Dutch

In it's simplicity lies all the complexities.A beautiful account of a young kid and his odd ways to deal with his parents and in the process making a friend to confide into.Not often do you get Sucked into a single character all throughout a movie but this surely does.The kid is brilliant in every frame.Watch the film for its brilliance watch it for the sake of such pure simple cinema.

Title : Magic Mike
Language : English .... or to be honest its Pure Body Language.

Saw this and the first thought that came to my mind was that if u ever needed a reason to come out of the closet this one will send you flying out of it.Steven sodorberg does it again (best known to most of u for the Ocean's movie ).Tthe pace of the movie is absolutely brilliant and every fucking character goes and delivers a power thrust .... Pelvic ones for most parts of the movie.Do watch it and if you cant gift your female friends a vibratore do recommend  this and do them a favor.

Title : Argo\
Language : English

Anyone who's seen Good Will Hunting will agree that its a good thing Ben Affleck is so talented when it comes to writing and directing or else his acting skills would make it a struggle to survive in that industry.A riveting political drama based on a true story Argo is the Hurt Locker of this year with as much hype and a better movie to go along with it for the audience.Screenplay,Cinematography,Grainy camera work and Dialogues make it for a super watch.If u believe in Academy awards then ud put your money on it for taking the golden knight back to Affleck's home.

Title : De Rouille Et D'os (Rust and Bone)
Language : French

If Marion Cottillard could be be admired sitting on a rooftop gazing at the sky I'd probably have a neck sprain all throughout my life,she's that beautiful an actress.A brillaint love story of an Orcas trainer who meets with an unfortunate accident and an ex boxer who has issues in life taking care of his son potrayed by one of my all time fav actors Matthias Schoenaerts ( Rundskop , Loft ).The silence in the movie is the most expressive form when it comes to showing love and affection between the two characters.

Title :  Oh My God
Language : Hindi

A surprise entry from the industry that caters to the masses by inducing annual migrane attacks by exposing them to a Salman Khan movie during a festival Oh My God was a great adaptation based on a play.It shows the simple fact that most of us are not God loving but God fearing in nature and will try to relate everything good or bad that happens to us in reln to devine intervention.We create gods and we kill them too within the Human mind.Paresh Rawal is top notch in every frame of the movie and he deserves the accolades for this mighty role.A great watch and something that makes sense if you ignore Akshay kumar on a Harley playing God.

P.S - Having One favourite movie is the biggest lie you can tell your gf or your wife in your time together.