Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Rape,Delhi n Flash Disks ... Dicks !!!

In this world where we find ourselves walking on a tightrope where on one side we are faced with the advances in various fields and the big stride towards a better world  and  still regressing as a nation and contributing in our own ways on the other side,Id rather choose not to take the next step.

RAPE ( Ridiculously Atrocious Penile Expression ) isn't an act of physical abuse or a show of ego or dominance,its more importantly a derangement of cognition.A Rape had already occurred in the mind before it happened in the Delhi Bus that day.Such is the outrage in the country that you would pardon me if I wrote this post completely in CAPITAL LETTERS !! but then venting out frustration n calling a petition for death penalty isn't going to solve the problem,the problem that is in the minds.Sure Legalizing Prostitution and Pay Channels for Pornography may help to curb  issues but who are we kidding We still believe that the  Ganges is clean n a dip in it wud make our souls Purer !! ( No Offences )

Analogically speaking the problem is that men treat the Penis the same way they treat their Pen Drives : A temporary storage device containing Flash memory that can be periodically erased n reprogrammed just as a sick horny guy fashion's his Penis to do so with a gush of blood that's diverted from his brains.
Sure It comes in various Shapes and sizes like those Pen drives do to cater to everyone's needs and fantasies.
It sure has a wide range of capacity too,be it small large n extra large just like the 8,16 and 32 gb versions of its counterpart.

Both are meant to be carried in your pants comfortably and used ONLY  when required but then we all know how difficult it is to keep it in our pants when u are at a friends place for a party and suddenly you enter the bedroom and Booom !!! you find the latest DvdRip copy of the potential Oscar winner Argo and u just cant resist putting it on your drive on and taking it back home.( P.S- We need to curb Piracy too !! )

I am sorry to all the women on behalf of the men around and I sincerely wish that in future where we become slaves of technology and Men decide to use the Penis as our PenDrives I hope we obey the simple instruction that pops up everytime u decide to get it out :
 " You can now Safely Remove your Hard Dick...Disk "

Thank you.

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